The Father Collection
Building Memories T-Shirt
Building Memories T-Shirt
Forget trophies and certificates. The best memories are built on laughter, and dads are the undisputed kings of creating chaotic comedy. This shirt isn't for dads who win "Cleanest Kitchen" awards (because let's be honest, that's a losing battle). It's for the dads who: Weaponize puns with the precision of a medieval knight (and the subtlety of a brick wall). Turn everyday moments into epic (and slightly embarrassing) adventures (because who needs Disneyland when you have a backyard sprinkler and a cardboard box?). Embrace the occasional (or frequent) dad joke malfunction (because sometimes the groan is the punchline). "Building Memories One Laugh At A Time" isn't just a motto, it's a superpower. It's the reminder that the messiest moments, the silliest jokes, and the most nonsensical dance moves become the stories that bind families together. Wearing this shirt might inspire you to: Embrace your inner goofball (because laughter is the best medicine, especially for those awkward carpool silences). Collect memories, not things (because trust us, those toys will end up under the couch anyway). Shower your kids with unconditional love (and maybe a few terrible puns... because they secretly love them, even if they won't admit it). This comfortable, unisex tee is built for the whimsy and chaos of fatherhood. It's the perfect gift for the dad who wears his love for his family (and his questionable dance moves) on his sleeve. Disclaimer: While this shirt won't guarantee side-splitting laughter from everyone (especially teenagers), it's a hilarious tribute to the dads who make fatherhood an unforgettable (and slightly hysterical) journey. P.S. This shirt also makes a great Father's Day gift (because what dad wouldn't love a shirt that celebrates his most prized possession: his ability to make his kids laugh... even if it's unintentional).
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity
- DTF inner neck labels for added comfort
- Variety of color options and fabric blends
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |