Forget slaying dragons or conquering galaxies. The real challenge is surviving Diaper Warfare. This shirt isn't for the faint of heart (or weak of stomach). It's a badge of honor for dads who: Strategize like a military general, anticipating blowouts with ninja-like reflexes. Wield wipes like a seasoned warrior, conquering even the most epic of messes. Defuse tantrums with the soothing power of a lullaby (or maybe just the promise of another episode of Paw Patrol). Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable urges to: Declare yourself the "Diaper Duty Destroyer" (because someone's gotta take on that title). Bond with other dads over battlefield stories (because sharing the horror is half the fun... or maybe all the fun?). Embrace the "Call of Daddy" with a newfound sense of purpose (because hey, even superheroes need to change diapers sometimes). This comfortable, unisex tee is built for the toughest battles of fatherhood. It's the perfect uniform for the dad who charges headfirst into diaper duty, armed with wipes, patience (and maybe a hazmat suit... just kidding... mostly). Disclaimer: While this shirt won't guarantee victory in every diaper war, it's a hilarious tribute to the dads who fight the good fight (and emerge mostly unscathed... sometimes).
Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric - Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings - Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity - DTF inner neck labels for added comfort - Variety of color options and fabric blends
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
