Dad Dash T‑Shirt
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TFC Guarantee
Within 30 days of receiving your item, if there are any flaws with the shirt, contact us and we'll fix it IMMEDIATELY with a FULL REFUND or a replacement.
Shipping
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Forget takeout - you need DadDash, the fastest (and most patient) delivery service on two feet.
This shirt is a badge of honor for dads who conquer grocery lists longer than novels, navigate crowded hardware stores with the grace of a gazelle, and wrangle rogue shopping carts like nobody's business.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable urges to: Sprint through the diaper aisle like Usain Bolt (because efficiency is key!).
Become a master negotiator, convincing teenagers to unload the dishwasher in exchange for a quick pick-up at their favorite store (because bribery is an art form).
Secretly fantasize about an uninterrupted nap (but then remember the joy of those tiny "thank you" hugs).
This comfortable, unisex tee is built for the daily adventures of dad-ing, from deciphering indecipherable grocery lists (because hieroglyphics were easier!) to surviving the labyrinthine aisles of IKEA (because who needs a compass when you have dad instincts?).
It's the perfect uniform for the dad who runs errands with the speed of a cheetah, the patience of a saint, and the occasional desperate need for a caffeine refill.
Disclaimer: While DadDash isn't a real app (yet!), this shirt celebrates the tireless efforts of dads who keep the household running smoothly.
We salute you, errand warriors!
Bonus points: This shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter with fellow dads (and maybe even your partner!).
Swap stories of legendary errand-running triumphs (and near-disasters!), share tips on wrangling unruly shopping carts and indecisive teenagers, and celebrate the beautiful chaos (and occasional frustration) that is dad life.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Side seams, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant graphics
- REACH certified; blank sourced from Honduras; various fabric blends available for heather colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |