Dad Taught Me Everything T-Shirt - Unisex Tee

Dad Taught Me Everything (Except Maybe How to Fold a Fitted Sheet)

They say knowledge is power. We say dads are walking encyclopedias of random trivia and questionable life hacks. This shirt is a hilarious tribute to the things dads teach us: how to ride a bike, how to change a tire, and the all-important skill of making a killer grilled cheese (because apparently, that's not common knowledge?).

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable urges to:

• Regale anyone who will listen with stories of your dad's legendary (and possibly embellished) wisdom.
• Offer unsolicited advice on everything from car repairs to unclogging a drain (because dads know best, right?).
• Secretly fold your fitted sheets into a neat little ball anyway (because some mysteries are best left unsolved).

This comfortable, unisex tee is built for the daily adventures of life, from conquering mountains of laundry (well, maybe not folding them...) to passing down the torch of dad-approved knowledge to the next generation. It's the perfect uniform for the dad who's a master of all trades (except maybe laundry) and a source of endless wisdom (and questionable jokes).

Disclaimer: While dads might teach us "everything," this shirt celebrates the unique bond between father and child, laughter, and the realization that some things, like fitted sheets, are a universal mystery.

Bonus points: This shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter with fellow dads (and maybe even your kids!). Swap stories of the weird and wonderful things your dads taught you, share tips on surviving laundry day (because everyone needs help!), and celebrate the beautiful mess (and joy!) of fatherhood and passing down traditions (even the laundry folding kind).

This Dad taught me everything t-shirt exudes a sense of nostalgia and love for family. It is perfect for dads, fathers, sons, and daughters who want to show appreciation for the valuable lessons passed down through generations. Ideal for Father's Day, birthdays, and family gatherings.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- Made by Bella+Canvas in a sustainable and ethical way
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention
- Shoulder tape for added support

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean