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You navigate tantrums with the grace of a seasoned diplomat, fix leaky faucets like a seasoned plumber (okay, maybe mostly with duct tape), and dispense wisdom like a seasoned... well, you get the idea. This shirt declares it loud and proud: you're a Distinguished Dad.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable urges to explain the wonders of compound interest to a captivated (or confused) audience, offer unsolicited life advice (delivered with a hint of a dad joke, of course), and engage in epic battles for remote control dominance (because Netflix marathons are serious business).
This comfortable, high-quality tee is built to withstand the trials of fatherhood, from spit-up to spirited debates about bedtime. It's the perfect badge of honor for the distinguished gentlemen who keep the household running (even if it's sometimes in their pajamas).
Disclaimer: While distinguished, you might still find yourself covered in crayon. This shirt does not guarantee actual mastery of all things fatherly, but it's a darn good reminder that you're doing an amazing job!
Bonus points: Pair this shirt with a pair of slightly-too-short khaki shorts for the ultimate "Distinguished Dad Off-Duty" look.
Distinguished Dad T-shirt
$24.99
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Within 30 days of receiving your item, if there are any flaws with the shirt, contact us and we'll fix it IMMEDIATELY with a FULL REFUND or a replacement.
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