The Father Collection
Do Not Disturb T-Shirt
Do Not Disturb T-Shirt
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Mess with the mane, you get the roar. This shirt isn't a threat, it's a public service announcement. Dads aren't just grill masters and tickle monsters, they're also the protectors of the pride (a.k.a. your wife and kids). It's the perfect gift for the dad who: *Considers his wife's "honey-do" list a diplomatic challenge (because sometimes negotiation is key). *Views his children as miniature superheroes in training (and himself as their ever-vigilant guardian). *Secretly (or not so secretly) believes his frown can curdle milk at 10 paces (it's a deterrent... maybe). Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable urges to: *Flex your paternal muscles (even if they're mostly sleep-deprived twitching). *Belt out a dramatic lion roar when someone gets a little too close to your family (because a good dad knows the power of theatrics). *Embrace the chaos with a healthy dose of humor (because laughter is the best medicine, even when you're perpetually on guard). This comfortable, unisex tee is built for surviving the jungle that is family life. It's the perfect gift for the dad who wears his heart on his sleeve (and his roar on his chest). Disclaimer: While this shirt won't guarantee your family is immune to minor meltdowns, it's a hilarious tribute to the dads who protect their loved ones with the ferocity of a lion (and the sleep schedule of a koala... but hey, someone's gotta be cute!). P.S. This shirt also makes a great Father's Day gift (because dads deserve a little recognition for their bravery... even if it's mostly directed at rogue socks and bedtime monsters).
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity
- DTF inner neck labels for added comfort
- Variety of color options and fabric blends
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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