Fatherhood. Been Here. Doing It T-Shirt

Trophies are for rookies. This shirt isn't for the dads who are still Googling "how to swaddle a baby." It's for the seasoned veterans, the grizzled warriors of fatherhood who: - Can differentiate between a meltdown and a genuine medical emergency (because deciphering baby cries is an acquired skill). - Have mastered the art of the "Dad Joke", wielding puns like weapons of mass laughter (or distraction... whichever is more effective in the moment). - Wear their "Been Here, Doing That" t-shirt with pride (because the stains are a badge of honor, right?). Being a veteran dad means: - You've seen it all (from projectile poop to teenage angst, and everything in between). - You've done it all (even the things you swore you'd never do, like dressing up as a princess for a school play... desperate times call for desperate measures). - You've loved it all (because even the sleep deprivation and mess are worth it for those tiny fist bumps and "I love you, Dad"). Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable urges to: Regale anyone who will listen with tales of your fatherhood glory (because war stories are always entertaining... especially if they involve epic diaper blowouts). Offer unsolicited advice to new dads (because who needs sleep when you can share your wisdom... and maybe a cup of coffee?). Embrace the chaos of fatherhood with a hearty laugh (because what else can you do when your kid uses your favorite shirt as a napkin... again). This comfortable, unisex tee is built for the trenches of fatherhood. It's the perfect gift for the dad who wears his experience (and maybe a hint of exhaustion) with pride. Disclaimer: While this shirt doesn't guarantee your kids will listen to you any more than they did when they were younger, it's a hilarious tribute to the dads who survive and thrive in the beautiful mess of fatherhood. P.S. This shirt also makes a great Father's Day gift (because veteran dads deserve a little recognition... and maybe a nap... but mostly recognition).