The Father Collection
Honey Do List Doer T-Shirt
Honey Do List Doer T-Shirt
Forget superheroes. Dads are the real legends. They battle clogged drains, wrestle with unruly appliances, and assemble furniture with the precision of a brain surgeon (okay, maybe not that precise, but hey, they get the job done!). This shirt isn't for the faint of heart (or weak of handyman skills). It's a badge of honor for the dads who: Approach every "Honey Do" list with the enthusiasm of a knight embarking on a quest (or at least the enthusiasm fueled by a strong cup of coffee). Conquer every challenge, from mounting shelves to uncorking a stubborn jar of pickles (because even the smallest victories deserve recognition). Secretly (or not so secretly) enjoy the hero's welcome that awaits them after a successful honey-do conquest (think: a cold beer and a foot massage... maybe). Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable urges to: **Declare yourself the "Honey Do Destroyer" (because someone's gotta take on that title... and the glory). *Flex (figuratively, of course) about your impressive to-do list takedowns (because a little bragging never hurt anyone... except maybe your spouse's ego). *Embrace the never-ending saga of the honey-do list with a sense of humor and a can-do attitude (because laughter is the best medicine, especially when you're covered in sawdust... again). This comfortable, unisex tee is built for the daily honey-do battles. It's the perfect gift for the husband who wears his fix-it skills and playful heroism with pride. Disclaimer: While this shirt doesn't guarantee every project will be a Pinterest-worthy masterpiece, it's a hilarious tribute to the dads who keep the household running (even if they break a few things along the way... all in the name of heroism, of course). P.S. This shirt also makes a great anniversary gift (because a little appreciation goes a long way... even if it's accompanied by a playful jab about his "unique" problem-solving methods).
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |