How Am I The Same Age As Old People T-Shirt

Remember when "getting old" meant cool grandpa stories and unlimited cookies? Yeah, us neither. This shirt is a hilarious tribute to the reality of dad-hood: you swear you were 18 yesterday, but now your back cracks like a fire log, and your idea of a wild night is getting to bed before 9 pm. Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable urges to: Groan dramatically at the slightest movement (because apparently, your body is now a rusty hinge) Confuse social gatherings for nap opportunities (don't judge, those comfy couches are calling your name!) Become an expert on obscure medical conditions you never thought you'd know about (thanks, WebMD... probably) This comfortable, high-quality tee is built for the daily adventures of dad-ing, from wrestling toddlers (who somehow seem to have superhuman strength) to explaining why the ice cream man can't come at 3 am (because sleep is a precious commodity now). It's the perfect uniform for the dad who feels like they're aging in dog years, but still manages to keep up with the chaos (most of the time). Disclaimer: While science might not have all the answers, this shirt celebrates the journey of fatherhood, aches and pains and all. Bonus points: This shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter with fellow dads. Swap stories of questionable life choices that led you here (because let's face it, we all have a few!), share tips on natural pain relief (because ibuprofen can only do so much!), and celebrate the beautiful absurdity of getting older (while still feeling young at heart... ish).