The Father Collection
Hug Dealer T-Shirt
Hug Dealer T-Shirt
Feeling stressed? Scraped knee? Just need a good shoulder squeeze? This shirt isn't a joke, it's a medical fact: Dads are the best hug dealers around. They dispense cuddles with a smile, dispense wisdom with a wink, and dispense questionable fashion advice with... well, let's just say they try. It's the perfect gift for the dad who: *Has mastered the art of the Dad Hug™: firm enough to feel safe, comfy enough to melt away worries. *Believes a good squeeze can fix anything from a boo-boo to a broken heart (or at least make it feel a little better). *Secretly (or not so secretly) enjoys being the go-to cuddle buddy (because sometimes dads need a little love too!). Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable urges to: *Offer unsolicited hugs to everyone you meet (because spreading the love is never a bad thing... unless you hug a cactus... then it's a bad thing). *Declare yourself the official "Chief Comfort Officer" of the family (because someone's gotta be in charge of dispensing happiness). *Embrace your inner hug dealer with pride (because sometimes the best medicine is a good cuddle and a cheesy dad joke). This comfortable, unisex tee is built for dispensing love 24/7. It's the perfect gift for the dad who wears his heart on his sleeve (and maybe occasionally forgets to put on deodorant... but that's a hug risk you're willing to take). Disclaimer: While this shirt doesn't guarantee your hugs will cure world hunger, it's a hilarious tribute to the dads who make the world a little bit brighter (and a whole lot cuddlier). P.S. This shirt also makes a great Father's Day gift (because dads deserve a hug... or ten... or a lifetime supply of hugs).
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity
- DTF inner neck labels for added comfort
- Variety of color options and fabric blends
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |