I Was Just Resting My Eyes T-Shirt

They catch you sprawled on the couch, remote in hand, breathing suspiciously slow. But don't be fooled! You weren't sleeping, you were merely performing a highly advanced relaxation technique known as "resting your eyes." This shirt celebrates the dad-approved art of napping in plain sight, a skill honed to perfection over years of fatherhood.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable urges to:

• Deliver the "resting eyes" defense with Oscar-worthy conviction (because sometimes, a good nap is essential for superhero dads).
• Feign confusion when confronted with mountains of evidence (empty TV trays, suspicious blanket indentations... what evidence?).
• Develop a sudden interest in interpretive dance whenever someone mentions "nap time" (distraction is key!).

This comfortable, high-quality tee is built for the daily adventures of dad-ing, from epic pillow fort battles (which might accidentally involve a quick power nap) to surviving endless soccer games (because bleachers can be surprisingly comfortable... for resting your eyes, of course).  It's the perfect uniform for the dad who can conquer any challenge, even the mighty urge to take a midday snooze (discreetly, of course).

Disclaimer: While "resting your eyes" might be a technical truth, this shirt is a celebration of the well-deserved downtime that dads need to recharge and be the best versions of themselves.

Bonus points: This shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter with fellow dads. Swap nap-time anecdotes, share tips on mastering the art of the "strategic rest," and celebrate the beautiful (and sometimes hilarious) art of dad naps.This 'I was just resting my eyes' t-shirt is perfect for any father figure with a sense of humor. It gives off a laid-back and relaxed vibe, making it great for casual wear. Ideal for Father's Day, birthdays, or just as a fun gift for any dad out there.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- DTF inner neck labels for comfort
- Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Shoulder tape for stability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean