The Father Collection
Multitasking Dad Father's Day T-Shirt, Dad Tee, Family Gift Shirt, Daddy Gift, Gift For Him, Father's Day Gift
Multitasking Dad Father's Day T-Shirt, Dad Tee, Family Gift Shirt, Daddy Gift, Gift For Him, Father's Day Gift
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Some call it laziness. We call it peak efficiency. This shirt isn't for dads who sleep like normal people. It's for the multitasking masters who can achieve a full night's rest while simultaneously serenading the neighborhood with a symphony of snores and leaving behind... well, let's just say a lasting impression. It's the perfect badge of honor for dads who: Catch Zzz's like nobody's business, even in the most uncomfortable positions (think: couch contortionist extraordinaire). Turn a simple snore into a full-blown orchestral performance (because why settle for mere snoring when you can be a maestro of the night?). Leave behind "gifts" that could clear a room faster than a skunk (hey, at least it proves you're alive!). Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable urges to: Embrace the full spectrum of dad bod functionality (because sometimes comfort trumps all). Challenge other dads to a "Snore-Off" competition (because who has the most impressive repertoire of sleep noises?). Blame it all on the dog (because hey, plausible deniability is a dad's best friend). This comfortable, unisex tee is built for maximizing relaxation (and minimizing effort). It's the perfect uniform for the dad who sleeps hard, snores loud, and loves every (slightly embarrassing) minute of it. Disclaimer: While this shirt won't guarantee you'll win any awards for elegance, it's a hilarious tribute to the dads who keep it real (and maybe a little gassy) even in their sleep. P.S. This shirt also makes a great Father's Day gift (because laughter is the best medicine, even if it's at Dad's expense).
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity
- DTF inner neck labels for added comfort
- Variety of color options and fabric blends
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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