Silent Judge T-Shirt

Let's be honest, dads are experts at judging. From questionable fashion choices to that time you, uh, "borrowed" the car (without permission), they've seen it all. This shirt isn't for dads who sugarcoat things. It's for the dads who: Can't resist a good eye roll after you tell them about your latest life decision (because seriously, what were you thinking?). Love you unconditionally, even when your choices make them question your sanity (or your taste in music). Secretly (or not so secretly) enjoy offering unsolicited advice, disguised as hilarious jabs (because sometimes tough love comes with a side of laughter). Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable urges to: Judge everyone around you (because apparently it's contagious). Offer (slightly) backhanded compliments (because that's just how dads show they care). Shower your loved ones with unconditional love, even if you think they're making terrible choices (because family is family, even the slightly embarrassing kind). This comfortable, unisex tee is built for dispensing love and gentle jabs in equal measure. It's the perfect gift for the dad who wears his heart on his sleeve (and his judgey face... well, that's kind of his default setting). Disclaimer: While this shirt won't guarantee your dad will hold back on the eye rolls, it's a hilarious tribute to the dads who love you fiercely, questionable life choices and all. P.S. This shirt also makes a great Father's Day gift (because even dads who judge deserve a little appreciation... maybe with a side of playful teasing).

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity
- DTF inner neck labels for added comfort
- Variety of color options and fabric blends

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean