Thirst Responder T-Shirt

Being a dad is thirsty work. From chasing toddlers to conquering carpool, it's enough to make anyone reach for a refreshing beverage. This shirt isn't for the faint of thirst (or the easily confused). It's a badge of honor for dads who: Respond to hydration emergencies with the swiftness of a superhero (because sometimes a meltdown can be solved with a juice box... or maybe a beer, depending on the age of the melter-downer). Are the chief beverage officer in their household, responsible for keeping everyone (including themselves) properly hydrated (again, emphasis on "everyone"). Can expertly distinguish between a genuine "I'm thirsty" and a strategically placed whine meant to distract them from their drink (it's a skill, people!). Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable urges to: Declare yourself the "Official Thirst Responder" (because someone's gotta keep the beverage situation under control). Bond with other dads over hydration heroes tales (because commiserating is thirsty work too). Crack open a cold one with a sense of accomplishment (because dads deserve a reward for their tireless service... especially after surviving a particularly dehydrating day). This comfortable, unisex tee is built for the drought conditions of fatherhood. It's the perfect uniform for the dad who tackles every challenge with a smile (and maybe a strategically placed cooler... just in case). Disclaimer: While this shirt doesn't guarantee a constant supply of cold beverages, it's a hilarious tribute to the dads who keep the hydration levels up (both literally and figuratively). P.S. Notice the subtle (or maybe not so subtle) image of a frosty beverage on this shirt? We know what you really need after a long day of dad-ing. Cheers!

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity
- DTF inner neck labels for added comfort
- Variety of color options and fabric blends

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean