Calling all dads who wear their awesomeness like a superhero cape (underneath a slightly ketchup-stained t-shirt, of course).
This shirt isn't bragging, it's a simple statement of fact. You're the master of the bedtime story (even if the voices get a little questionable), the king of the perfectly grilled burger (with minimal lighter fluid mishaps), and the champion of impromptu dance parties (because sometimes, "Baby Shark" is the only thing that works).
Warning: May cause increased requests for piggyback rides, unsolicited parenting advice dispensed with a knowing wink, and the occasional existential crisis wondering if your children will ever appreciate your dad jokes.
This comfortable, high-quality tee is built to withstand the chaos of fatherhood, the sticky fingers of affection, and the never-ending quest for that perfect "dad nap."
Disclaimer: While Dad Excellence is a real and quantifiable phenomenon, this shirt does not guarantee it will be recognized by teenagers. However, it comes with a lifetime supply of unconditional love and the unwavering belief that you're doing an amazing job (even if the laundry basket overflows and the living room resembles a toy explosion zone).
