DadDash Novelty Dad Sharpens Dad T-shirt, Fathers Day Tee, Dad Gift Shirt, Funny Gift for Dad

Forget takeout - you need DadDash, the fastest (and most patient) delivery service on two feet. This shirt is a badge of honor for dads who conquer grocery lists longer than novels, navigate crowded hardware stores with the grace of a gazelle, and wrangle rogue shopping carts like nobody's business. Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause uncontrollable urges to: Sprint through the diaper aisle like Usain Bolt (because efficiency is key!). Become a master negotiator, convincing teenagers to unload the dishwasher in exchange for a quick pick-up at their favorite store (because bribery is an art form). Secretly fantasize about an uninterrupted nap (but then remember the joy of those tiny "thank you" hugs). This comfortable, unisex tee is built for the daily adventures of dad-ing, from deciphering indecipherable grocery lists (because hieroglyphics were easier!) to surviving the labyrinthine aisles of IKEA (because who needs a compass when you have dad instincts?). It's the perfect uniform for the dad who runs errands with the speed of a cheetah, the patience of a saint, and the occasional desperate need for a caffeine refill. Disclaimer: While DadDash isn't a real app (yet!), this shirt celebrates the tireless efforts of dads who keep the household running smoothly. We salute you, errand warriors! Bonus points: This shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter with fellow dads (and maybe even your partner!). Swap stories of legendary errand-running triumphs (and near-disasters!), share tips on wrangling unruly shopping carts and indecisive teenagers, and celebrate the beautiful chaos (and occasional frustration) that is dad life.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity
- DTF inner neck labels for added comfort
- Variety of color options and fabric blends

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean